Shane Watson to inject cows blood

I hope that no-one has a beef with this post, but it appears that Shane Watson is considering flying half way around the world to see a doctor who will inject cows blood into his legs to fix his hamstring problems. I guess the physio is just trying to steer Watson in the right direction - they overherd the selectors talking about Watson's future, so they are talking high steaks. If the link doesn't make sense, try to read it three more times to digest it.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,...-23212,00.html

The whole cow and Watson link fits really. He is udderly useless, he can't moooove without damaging something, he has problems with his calves, batsmen milk his bowling ... I could go on for hours.

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